Color Me Crazy

The Color Me Crazy app is your home base for revolutionary astrology. Open it and you'll see what's moving right now, what just dropped, and when we gather next. This is astrology for liberation: astrology that speaks to your real life, names the systems we're all living inside of, and gives you something to DO with it. One teacher, one community, practicing together moon after moon.

INSIDE THE APP

• Home
What's moving in the astrology this week, the newest YouTube videos and podcast episodes, and the next live gathering, all on one screen.

• The Zine
Your guide to the month. The big transits, the dates that matter, and how to work with them in your actual life as we walk these astrological streets together.

• Your Chart
Enter your birth details and get your Sun, Moon, Rising and Nodes. Sun, Moon and Rising are your home base. The Nodes point to where your soul is growing.

• Guided Meditations, free for everyone
A full library of short, honest meditations to help you slow down, come back to your body, and reset when life gets loud. No membership needed.

• Library
Courses, workshop replays and meditations, ready to stream or download.

• Community
A space to talk through what's shifting: the patterns, questions, conflicts, insights and breakthroughs that come up each month.

THE COLLECTIVE

Our private membership for people who want support and structure as they grow. Members get:

• Personalized horoscopes for every New Moon and Full Moon
• Two live lunar workshops each month, with replays always available
• The Parking Lot and Book Club, our monthly gatherings
• The member community
• Full access to meditations and courses

RSVP to any gathering right in the app and add it to your calendar with the Zoom link already inside. You'll get a nudge right before we go live.

ELEMENTAL

Seasonal cohort courses through the four elements: Fire, Earth, Air and Water. Recorded lessons, live integration calls, workbooks, and a circle of classmates moving through it with you. When your cohort ends, you join the Elemental Alumni community.

SOUL SESSIONS

One-on-one readings with Daníel. Your chart, your questions, your life, held with care.

HOW THE APP WORKS

• Save your favorites: keep the meditations and lessons you return to often.
• Fresh every month: new horoscopes, workshops and a new Zine every lunar cycle.
• Push notifications (optional): a heads up when something new drops and right before we gather live.
• Stream or download: take everything with you, anywhere, anytime.
• Membership integration: join The Collective or an Elemental cohort and everything unlocks automatically inside the app.

WHO THE APP IS FOR

• If you want astrology that speaks to your real life, your patterns, your choices, your growth, this is for you.
• If you want practices that help you stay grounded instead of overwhelmed, this is for you.
• If you want structure and support without the pressure to be perfect, this is for you.
• If your brain works a little differently and you need something that meets you where you are, this is for you.

This app is a calm corner of your day where you can check in, reconnect, and keep moving forward with a little more clarity.