Elysee Run 2027

Welcome to 2027. The presidential race has gone completely off the rails, Paris is on fire, and there's only one rule left: run, or get flattened.

Élysée Runner is a satirical endless runner where you play your favorite (or least favorite) candidate, sprinting flat-out through the cobbled streets of the capital. Yellow vests, black blocs, drones, missiles… it all comes at you. Your job? Smash straight through it.

The best part? None of it is pre-drawn. Every cobblestone, every explosion, every candidate's face is rendered on the fly, frame by frame. The result is a loud, colorful, gloriously unhinged chaos that looks like nothing else on your phone.

RUN. JUMP. PUNCH. Three buttons, zero mercy. The street scrolls, you leap, you hit — and hesitate, and it costs you a heart. Chain combos, stack up the kills, and carve your name into the worldwide leaderboard.

AN ARSENAL BUILT TO WRECK

Fist: left-right jabs, the classic.
Telescopic baton: a white slash cracking behind every swing.
Flash-ball launcher: a glowing round with halo and trail.
Taser: hold the button and let the electric arc crackle.
Chainsaw: the nastiest of the bunch. Get right up on the crowd and shred them — gore spray guaranteed. Every weapon runs on its own ammo — manage it, because the street shows no mercy.
POWER-UPS RIPPED STRAIGHT FROM THE HEADLINES Every pickup reshapes the street in front of you:

Riot police: a line marching in lockstep, vaporizing the crowds under blue-red flashers.
Cash: the mob turns into stacks of bills that burst into a money shower.
Cocaine: boost mode, white dust, pure mayhem.
Françafrique: the crowd turns into uranium, gold and cash for France to "extract" — all bursting into banknotes when you hit them, in a green-and-gold haze.
USA: a bomber drops its missiles, fireballs and its own soundtrack.
China: drones scan you in a red cone and fire off fireworks. …and more dirty tricks, geopolitics-style.
DUELS THAT HIT HARD The run stops dead: one rival, face to face, no way out. Raise the riot shield to take the blows, wait for the opening, and send them flying in a KO that stings. Win, and the road roars back to life.

PURE BLUE-WHITE-RED SWAGGER Tricolor menus, a retro boot intro, homemade sound effects, and the vibe of a campaign rally gone very, very wrong.

TWELVE CANDIDATES, ONE SEAT Pick your 2027 frontrunner and drop them onto the runner's shoulders. Time to make history — one punch at a time.

DUELS, MINI BOSSES AND FINAL BOSS
Meet reknowned french personas that try to stop you, evade and destroy them with all that you can use.

HIGH SCORES & PLEBISCITE Every run counts twice. Your best run puts you on the worldwide player leaderboard — beat your record, sign your name, climb. But above all: every point you score piles onto your candidate's running total. The whole community feeds a live plebiscite that crowns the 2027 favorite, run after run. One goal: make yours win.

ANYWHERE, ANYTIME Tight touch controls, landscape mode, French and English.

A work of satire, 100% fiction. Any resemblance serves the caricature, never reality.