Frog Bachelor

Welcome to the pond.

Frog Bachelor is a comedy dating game where you swipe through frog suitors with terrible pickup lines, fall for the wrong ones, collect them as cards, and occasionally face the Frog Court for your romantic conduct.

It's a love letter to chaotic dating, designed to make you laugh at yourself.

WHAT YOU'LL DO
• Swipe through unhinged frog suitors — from the Goth Frog who lives in the swamp to the Finance Bro who DMs his portfolio
• Match, text, date, and occasionally get ghosted by frogs with real personality
• Collect every ex as a beautifully designed card — Common to Legendary to Mythic to Second Chance
• Build your Frogdex: each card tells the story of your relationship, immortalized

THE COMEDY SYSTEMS
• Dr. Pondsworth's Therapy: weekly sessions where a frog therapist diagnoses your patterns. "Chronic Optimism Toward Emotionally Unavailable Frogs" comes with a real prescription pad.
• The Heron's Letters: a heron observes you from a great height. He writes. "I have catalogued both."
• The Frog Court: occasionally summoned to answer for your dating conduct. Your own data is presented as evidence. By unanimous croak, the court finds you...

THE CHARACTERS
Meet your Bestie (your relentlessly supportive frog friend), Patricia (gamely chaotic orientation guide), Mom Frog (loving, with Opinions she isn't voicing), Brog (the chill bro who occasionally High-4's you), the Streak Frog (notably tiny, eternally anxious), and a cast of recurring frogs who make the pond feel alive.

WHAT MAKES THIS DIFFERENT
• No energy systems. No timers pushing you to return. No artificial scarcity.
• Comedy that respects you. The game won't make you feel bad about yourself.
• Designed for actual playing, not engagement metrics.
• Local-first. Your collection lives on your device.
• Built by 1SENSE GAMES — an indie studio that thinks dating apps should be funnier.

THE QUIET STUFF
This game is about being honest about how we date. The frogs are absurd. The diagnoses are devastating. The Heron sees everything. And somehow, that's the comfort.

Welcome to the pond. We've been expecting you.