Excuse Roulette

Stuck on a call you need to get off — right now? Excuse Roulette gives you a
believable reason to go, instantly.

Pick a situation, tap once, and the app plays a realistic background sound
through your speaker while showing you a short line to read out loud. The
other person hears traffic, a crying toddler, a dropped signal — whatever
fits — and you're off the call in seconds.

HOW IT WORKS
• Pick from 10 everyday situations: traffic, emergency room, a crying
toddler, a construction site, a noisy restaurant, an airport terminal, a
thunderstorm, a barking dog, an office meeting, or a bad phone signal.
• Tap the card — the ambient sound starts looping immediately and one of
10 excuse lines appears in big, easy-to-read text.
• Don't love the line? Tap "Next line" to cycle to another one without
restarting the sound.
• Tap STOP the moment you're off the call.

BUILT FOR THE MOMENT
• One tap, no menus to dig through — designed to be used while you're
already mid-conversation.
• Big text you can read at a glance.
• A gentle vibration confirms playback started, so you don't have to stare
at your screen.
• 100 pre-written excuse variations (10 per situation) cycle through
without repeating until you've heard them all.

100% OFFLINE, PRIVATE BY DESIGN
Excuse Roulette needs no internet connection and no account. Every sound
and every line is bundled inside the app — nothing is uploaded, tracked, or
stored about you. It requests no data-collecting permissions: just vibration
for the launch buzz and audio settings so your sound reliably comes out of
the speaker.

Excuse Roulette is a bit of fun for those moments when a call has gone on
too long. Use responsibly!