Crush Check: Red Flags

THE SCANNER KNOWS. YOUR GROUP CHAT SUSPECTED. NOW IT'S OFFICIAL.

Crush Check turns any photo or chat screenshot into a front-page RED FLAG or GREEN FLAG verdict - with the confidence of a tabloid that has never once been sued successfully.

HOW IT WORKS
- SNAP a face or UPLOAD a photo. The scanner reads the vibe and issues a verdict.
- Or drop in a CHAT SCREENSHOT. The scanner reads the actual texts and calls out what it finds: dry replies, 'lol' abuse, ex mentions, 2AM messages, love bombing, breadcrumbing, and suspicious money requests.
- Get the full front page: giant verdict stamp, headline, sources-say receipt, and stat stickers like EYEBROW DRAMA, DRYNESS INDEX, and TUPPERWARE RETURN.
- Same photo, same verdict. The scanner does not flip-flop. That's called journalism integrity.
- Share the verdict straight to WhatsApp, Telegram, Messages, X, or Facebook - or as a clean poster image.

PRIVACY, ACTUALLY
Photos and chats are analyzed on your phone and never leave it. No account, no uploads, no cloud. The tea stays local.

THE SERIOUS PART
If a scanned chat contains genuinely alarming content - threats, controlling behavior, stalking - Crush Check drops the act and says so plainly, with a suggestion to talk to people you trust or a professional. Jokes end where real red flags begin.

Crush Check is entertainment, not advice. Verdicts are generated locally and mean nothing (legally speaking).