Sharmuta

Somebody grabbed the pants — and now the whole neighborhood is after you!

Sharmuta is a fast, funny one-tap endless runner. You dash through a post-Soviet city with a stolen pair of pants while Oleg the "Sharmuta" chases you on the ground and Grandma Semkina buzzes overhead on a broom. The longer you run, the louder they yell.

TAP TO RUN, HOLD TO JUMP HIGHER
Simple one-touch controls anyone can pick up in a second. A short tap is a small hop; hold your finger to soar over rocks and pits. Miss a jump and you stumble — and your pursuers close in.

COLLECT COINS, UNLOCK COMEBACKS
Grab coins along the way and spend them on new packs of prank one-liners. Every time you toss a cheeky question over your shoulder, Oleg fires back with a legendary comeback. The more you unlock, the wilder the trash talk gets.

CHASE THAT KEEPS HEATING UP
Speed ramps up the further you go, obstacles come thicker, and the city rolls from morning into night — windows lighting up across the panel houses behind you. Beat your own distance record and climb higher.

FEATURES
• One-tap endless runner with variable-height jumps
• Two relentless pursuers: Oleg on foot, Semkina flying
• Dozens of prank call-and-response lines to unlock with coins
• Rising difficulty and a morning-to-night city
• Personal best distance record
• No ads. No internet required. No data collected.

Sharmuta is an affectionate parody built on classic prank-call folklore. It contains strong comedic language and is intended for an adult audience.