ShakeOuch

📱 Pick a sound. Shake your phone. Laugh.

ShakeOuch is the simplest joke app you'll ever install. Choose a reaction from the grid, give your phone a shake, and it yelps, honks or smooches right back at you with sound and vibration. Nothing happens until you shake — no accidental noise in a quiet room.

🎛️ FOUR PACKS, 44 SOUNDS
Switch packs with a tap and the whole app changes with you — colours, artwork and animated background all follow the pack you're in.

🎭 ORIGINAL — the classics
🤕 Ouch · 💨 Fart · 💋 Kiss · 🤢 Burp · 👋 Slap · 🐦 Pigeon · 🐤 Chirp · 🐱 Cat · 🐶 Dog · 😙 Whistle · 🪽 Flying

🎃 SPOOKY — a pocket haunted house
🚪 Creaky Door · 🐺 Wolf Howl · 🧙 Witch Cackle · ⚡ Thunder Crack · 👻 Ghost Moan · 😈 Evil Laugh · ⛓️ Chains Rattling · 😱 Jump Scare · 💨 Graveyard Wind · 🧟 Zombie Growl

🎬 CARTOON — instant slapstick
🏀 Boing · 💥 Splat · 🥁 Rim Shot · 🎵 Slide Whistle · 💫 Cartoon Crash · 😢 Bwah-Bwah · 🌀 Spring Bounce · ⭐ Clonk · 👟 Cartoon Run · 🎈 Pop · 🦆 Rubber Duck · 💨 Explosion Puff

🚀 GALAXY — space opera in your pocket
⚡ Energy Sword Hum · ✨ Sword Swing · 🔫 Blaster Shot · 💣 Heavy Cannon · 👾 Alien Growl · 🤖 Robot Beeps · 📡 Voice Blip · 🚀 Hyperdrive Jump · 🛸 Spacecraft Flyby · 🎵 Military March · 🌀 Force Whoosh

The Original pack is included. The others unlock with a one-time purchase, individually or as any three of your choosing. 🔓 Every locked pack has one sound you can play before deciding, so you always hear what you'd be getting.

✨ HOW IT WORKS
Tap a sound tile to pick it
Shake your phone
Shake again to rack up the count!

🏠 MAKE IT YOURS
📳 Adjustable shake sensitivity — from a gentle nudge to a proper hard shake, tuned your way in Settings
🏠 Home screen widgets, small or large — add as many as you like, each set to its own sound, tap to trigger without even opening the app
🌌 Animated backgrounds — drifting starfields, rolling mist, sound-wave ripples, falling confetti
↕️ Arrange your packs in whatever order you like
🌙 Light and dark themes that follow your system setting
🌍 Fully translated into 34 languages
🥚 A little Easter egg the week around May the 4th

🔒 WHY YOU CAN TRUST IT
No advertising. No analytics. No accounts. No data leaves your phone, because none is collected. The only permissions requested are the accelerometer (to detect the shake) and vibration (for the reaction). Purchases are handled entirely by Google Play.

🎉 GREAT FOR
Pranking a friend or a sibling
Parties, cosplay events and Halloween
Breaking the ice in a meeting
A dumb little dopamine hit every time you pick up your phone