Push button

Push Button is exactly what it sounds like. There's a button. You press it. The number goes up. That's the app — and somehow you won't be able to stop.

Part tap counter, part clicker, part personal attack.

Tap as fast as you want, with as many fingers as you want. Every press is counted, saved on your phone, and added to your all-time total. No score is too high. No reason required.

But Push Button isn't just keeping count — it's keeping score of your life. Every hundred taps, it has something to say:

• "Get a job."
• "Go study."
• "What are you doing with your life?"
• "Touch grass."

The higher you climb, the harder it roasts. Reach a thousand, ten thousand, a million... and the comments stop being polite. It's a huge, randomized collection, so the insults stay fresh no matter how far you go.

WHAT'S INSIDE
• A big, satisfying button that clicks and buzzes on every tap
• A running all-time counter that never resets
• Hundreds of roast messages that escalate as your number grows
• Timed games: pick any duration — seconds, minutes, hours, even days — and tap against the clock
• Every game is saved with its score, and it all adds to your history
• Leave and come back anytime; a running game keeps counting down on its own
• Multi-finger tapping for the truly committed

PRIVATE BY DESIGN
• No account, no sign-up, no nonsense
• No ads
• No tracking, no analytics — nothing leaves your phone
• Works completely offline
• Everything is stored on your device. Uninstall it and it's gone for good.

It's free, it's pointless, and it's weirdly hard to put down.

Press the button. See how far you get before it tells you to get a life.