This Won't Help

By: Arabellas App

Bad advice, modern problems, and emotional damage.

Overview

Google Play Store

Data as of 2026-08-25

Version:

1.0.5

Last updated: 2026-06-13

#2,036,393 ▼ 5,408

Features & Capabilities

This Won’t Help is a bunch of sarcastic observations, terrible advice, and questionable wisdom - with notes of modern chaos.

Press for damage and receive:
• bad advice
• emotionally unqualified guidance
• work chaos
• money problems
• dating disasters
• deeply unhelpful observations

Features:
• 600+ unique messages
• category filtering
• favorites
• occasional chaotic emoji interruptions
• no accounts or signups

Get advice.
Get observations.
Get emotional damage with formatting.

Perfect for:
• doomscroll energy
• sending terrible advice to friends
• pretending everything is fine
• making objectively questionable decisions

This won’t help.

User Growth & Download Statistics

App

By:

Downloads:

Version:

1.0.5 Last updated: 2026-06-13

Version code:

6

Creation date:

2026-06-13

Publisher country:

CA

Permissions:

com.android.vending.CHECK_LICENSE Safe
com.ari.thiswonthelp.DYNAMIC_RECEIVER_NOT_EXPORTED_PERMISSION

Size:

22.13MB

Email:

sm*****@mailfence.com

URLs:

Full description:

Source:

Google Play Store

Data ingested on:

2026-08-25

Compare stats and ranking:

Ranking

# 2,036,393 ▼ 5,408

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Developed by:

Arabellas

Google Play Store

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.ari.thiswonthelp

Email:

sm*****@mailfence.com

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