Are You Dead? - Grim

Ghost your ex, not your friends & family.

The only wellness check-in app that nags you to stay alive so your cat doesn't have to eat you. Download now and disappoint the Grim Reaper.

Are You Dead? — Daily Wellness Accountability Made Simple
Look, we get it. You live alone, you watch too many true crime documentaries, and your mom calls you three times a day just to hear you breathe.

Stop the panic. Start the tapping.

Are You Dead? is the low-effort way to tell the people who tolerate you that you haven't been abducted by aliens or slipped in the shower.

FEATURES WE HOPE YOU NEVER NEED
The "Hold on Grim" Button (Daily Check-In) One tap every morning to tell the Grim Reaper "not today." That's it. It's the easiest win of your day. Build your survival streak and prove you're still kicking. Every check-in is a small victory against the inevitable.

Safety Circles (Guardian Groups) Create private accountability groups with friends and family. If you forget to check in, we notify them. It's like a group chat, but with higher stakes and less memes.

Global Shelter (Community Poke System) No friends? No family? No problem. Join our global community where strangers actually care if you're alive. If you miss your check-in, the community can poke you. Because sometimes the internet is more reliable than your actual social circle. Post "I lost my streak today, can you poke me?" and watch the accountability roll in.

Post-Mortem Messages (Emergency Contacts) Set up automated emergency notifications. If your silence becomes final, your contacts get alerted. It's the ultimate "out-of-office" reply, but permanent.

Survival Streaks (Habit Tracking) Track your daily check-ins. Build momentum. Compete with yourself. Every day you check in is another day you've outsmarted the Grim Reaper. It's gamification for staying alive—the most important habit of all.

Smart Reminders (Push Notifications) Customizable check-in intervals (1-30 days). Get reminded before your deadline. We'll gently nudge you before the Grim Reaper starts sharpening his scythe and your friends start planning your memorial.

Privacy First (No Login Required) No account creation. No passwords. Device-based identification. Your data, your control. Delete everything anytime.

WHO IS THIS FOR?
• Solo Travelers & Digital Nomads - Stay connected while exploring • Remote Workers - Daily accountability for the work-from-home life • Elderly Living Alone - Peace of mind for families • Introverts - People who want others to care, but from a distance • Safety-Conscious Adults - Anyone who wants emergency backup • Wellness Enthusiasts - Daily check-in habit trackers

WHY CHOOSE ARE YOU DEAD?
• No Ads, No Tracking - Pure wellness tool, zero creepiness • Beautiful Design - Calming interface, smooth animations • Customizable Intervals - Check in daily, weekly, or monthly • Emergency Protocol - Automated safety alerts • Community Support - Global chat for accountability • Streak Tracking - Gamified wellness monitoring • Privacy Focused - Your data stays yours

PERFECT FOR
• Solo adventurers who trip over rugs a lot • People whose plants can't call 911 • Anyone who wants to leave a legacy of "Responsible Adulting" • Wellness accountability seekers • Safety-conscious individuals • Remote workers with minimal in-person contact

PRIVACY & SECURITY
• End-to-end encrypted data transmission • No personal information required • Device-based identification (UUID) • Delete your data anytime • GDPR compliant • No data selling, ever

HOW IT WORKS
Download and open the app (no signup needed)
Set your check-in interval (1-30 days)
Add emergency contacts (optional)
Write your post-mortem message (optional)
Tap "Hold on Grim" daily to check in
Build your survival streak
Join Safety Circles or Global Shelter for support
Download Are You Dead? now.

Because your plants can't call 911, your cat has questionable loyalty, and your friends deserve to know you're okay.

Stay accountable. Stay safe. Stay alive.