DONA ME — One from you

DONA ME asks every person on Earth for one dollar, promises nothing in return, and prints a table proving its own goal is impossible.

This app is the count — the public record of that idea. It takes no payment. It shows you how many people have given, how much has been raised, and how absurdly far that is from the fortune it jokes about passing.

THE COUNT
Three numbers, updated as gifts are verified: people who gave, money raised, and the share of the way to the richest fortune alive. That last figure is shown to six decimal places, because rounding it up would be a small lie.

THE ARITHMETIC
A table nobody else prints: ten thousand people for a very good month, a million to quit everything, four hundred billion to pass the richest man alive — roughly fifty times everyone breathing. It cannot be done, and saying so is the entire joke.

WHERE THE MONEY GOES
To one named individual. No company, no foundation, no cause, nothing withheld for servers. Every other page that asks for a dollar has a paragraph explaining where it goes; here it is four words long: he keeps the money.

WHAT YOU GET
Nothing — plus a position in the order of givers, if you ask for it. There is no product, no badge you can spend, and no tier that unlocks anything.

WHAT THIS APP DOES NOT DO
It sells nothing. No in-app purchases, no advertising, no accounts, no sign-up, no tracking of any kind. It collects no data. Giving happens on the website, never inside this app.

An independent work of functional satire. The humour is free; the gifts, made elsewhere, are real. 18+.