# Artificial Doofus: Funny Bot > Twelve idiots reply with funny nonsense. A free joke app, no ads, offline. Canonical page: [https://chrome-stats.com/d/kz.artificialdoofus.app](https://chrome-stats.com/d/kz.artificialdoofus.app) ## Overview - **ID:** `kz.artificialdoofus.app` - **Platform:** Android - **Type:** Android app - **Status:** Available - **Publisher:** PAVEL BAKUSHKIN - **Category:** ENTERTAINMENT - **Downloads:** 19 - **Version:** 0.1.0 - **Last updated:** 2026-08-28 - **First published:** 2026-08-27 - **Publisher country:** KZ - **Size:** 36 MB - **Data as of:** 2026-09-23 - **Store listing:** [Google Play Store](https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=kz.artificialdoofus.app) - **Website:** [https://silcodeasia.github.io/artificial-doofus-privacy/](https://silcodeasia.github.io/artificial-doofus-privacy/) - **Privacy policy:** [https://silcodeasia.github.io/artificial-doofus-privacy/](https://silcodeasia.github.io/artificial-doofus-privacy/) ## Description A funny app that answers your messages with complete nonsense. Tell Artificial Doofus what happened, and one of twelve absurd characters replies โ€” confidently, at length, and entirely beside the point.

Twelve characters are waiting, and each is useless in his own way:

๐Ÿงช Mad Professor โ€” explains everything. Incorrectly, but with formulas.
๐Ÿงธ Clueless Toddler โ€” listens carefully. Understands something else.
๐Ÿชท Senile Sage โ€” knew the answer. Left it somewhere.
๐Ÿค– Hallucinating AI โ€” confident in the answer. The answer is invented.
๐Ÿšฌ Streetwise Philosopher โ€” Kant, but squatting.
๐Ÿˆ Cat Emperor โ€” heard you. Unimpressed.
๐Ÿฉธ Medieval Physician โ€” one diagnosis. One cure. Leeches.
๐Ÿ’Ž Hustle Guru โ€” motivation with zero content.
๐Ÿงฃ Bench Granny โ€” already knows everything. About you too.
๐Ÿงญ Navigation Voice โ€” in two hundred meters, turn into yourself.
๐Ÿ”ฎ Mall Tarot Reader โ€” the cards have spoken. Poorly, but spoken.
๐Ÿบ 3 A.M. Friend โ€” loves you. Loses the thread.

The app pulls a word out of what you wrote and builds the reply around it, so the nonsense always lands near your actual problem โ€” which somehow makes it funnier. Over eighteen thousand phrases across three languages, and the wording adapts grammatically to whatever word you gave it.

Whether you are bored, want a laugh, need a silly comeback, or just enjoy absurd humor and useless advice, there is a doofus for it.

Everything is free. No accounts, no subscriptions, no ads. Works offline โ€” every answer lives inside the app.

WHEN IT STOPS JOKING

Artificial Doofus is entertainment, not advice and not help. If a message looks like it describes suicidal thoughts, violence, or a medical emergency, the app drops the act completely and shows helpline numbers instead of a joke. That check runs on your device and cannot be switched off.

If you are in danger, call your local emergency number.

PRIVACY

What you type never leaves your phone. It is analysed on the device and is never sent to us โ€” our database has no column that could hold it. There are no third-party analytics or advertising SDKs. Anonymous usage counters can be switched off in one tap at the bottom of the screen.

Funny replies, joke answers, absurd humor, nonsense generator, silly chat. Languages: English, Spanish. ## Rankings - #2,658,524 โ€” Overall ## Permissions and access ### Permissions - `android.permission.ACCESS_NETWORK_STATE` - `android.permission.INTERNET` - `android.permission.POST_NOTIFICATIONS` - `android.permission.READ_APP_BADGE` - `android.permission.READ_EXTERNAL_STORAGE` - `android.permission.RECEIVE_BOOT_COMPLETED` - `android.permission.SYSTEM_ALERT_WINDOW` - `android.permission.VIBRATE` - `android.permission.WAKE_LOCK` - `android.permission.WRITE_EXTERNAL_STORAGE` - `com.anddoes.launcher.permission.UPDATE_COUNT` - `com.android.vending.CHECK_LICENSE` - `com.google.android.c2dm.permission.RECEIVE` - `com.google.android.finsky.permission.BIND_GET_INSTALL_REFERRER_SERVICE` - `com.htc.launcher.permission.READ_SETTINGS` - `com.htc.launcher.permission.UPDATE_SHORTCUT` - `com.huawei.android.launcher.permission.CHANGE_BADGE` - `com.huawei.android.launcher.permission.READ_SETTINGS` - `com.huawei.android.launcher.permission.WRITE_SETTINGS` - `com.majeur.launcher.permission.UPDATE_BADGE` - `com.oppo.launcher.permission.READ_SETTINGS` - `com.oppo.launcher.permission.WRITE_SETTINGS` - `com.sec.android.provider.badge.permission.READ` - `com.sec.android.provider.badge.permission.WRITE` - `com.sonyericsson.home.permission.BROADCAST_BADGE` - `com.sonymobile.home.permission.PROVIDER_INSERT_BADGE` - `kz.artificialdoofus.app.DYNAMIC_RECEIVER_NOT_EXPORTED_PERMISSION` - `me.everything.badger.permission.BADGE_COUNT_READ` - `me.everything.badger.permission.BADGE_COUNT_WRITE` ## Similar extensions and apps - [Funny AI Chatbot โ€“ FunnyBot AI](https://chrome-stats.com/d/com.aimobilestudio.chatbot.crazy.lazy.funny.ai) โ€” 760 users - [AI Artificial Idiocy](https://chrome-stats.com/d/com.calaveratech.aiarticialidiocy) โ€” 68 users - [Joke Ace: AI Funny Jokes](https://chrome-stats.com/d/com.productivetap.JokeAce) โ€” 67 users - [AI Jokes & Roast Generator](https://chrome-stats.com/d/com.aihub.ai_jokes_and_roasts_generator) โ€” 474 users - [JokeMaster AI](https://chrome-stats.com/d/com.simpletowndeveng01app.jokemasteraiv01) โ€” 22 users - [El Chistoso IA](https://chrome-stats.com/d/com.anonymous.elchistoso) โ€” 23 users - [Chat Prank - Fake Joke Bot AI](https://chrome-stats.com/d/com.riccardoraffo.alchemist) โ€” 2,567 users - [MicDrop](https://chrome-stats.com/d/com.apnemy.micdrop) โ€” 3 users - [HumorAI: Joke Trainer](https://chrome-stats.com/d/com.humorai.app) โ€” 794 users - [Ne Diyor Bu?](https://chrome-stats.com/d/com.gokhansut.nediyorbu) โ€” 206 users - [Funny Joke Generator App](https://chrome-stats.com/d/com.shivio.brainmerker) โ€” 13 users - [ExcuseOurMinds](https://chrome-stats.com/d/com.alanitycprojects.excuseourminds) โ€” 7 users --- Source: [Chrome-Stats](https://chrome-stats.com/d/kz.artificialdoofus.app)