# Unhinged Daily Affirmations

> Feral positivity, on schedule

Canonical page: [https://chrome-stats.com/d/id6788041152](https://chrome-stats.com/d/id6788041152)

## Overview

- **ID:** `id6788041152`
- **Platform:** Apple
- **Type:** Apple app
- **Status:** Available
- **Publisher:** Jonathan Asher
- **Category:** Entertainment
- **Rating:** 5.00 / 5 (6 ratings)
- **Version:** 1.1.0
- **Last updated:** 2026-09-02
- **First published:** 2026-08-25
- **Size:** 38 MB
- **Data as of:** 2026-09-18
- **Store listing:** [Apple App Store](https://apps.apple.com/us/app/unhinged-daily-affirmations/id6788041152)
- **Website:** [https://unhinged.biz](https://unhinged.biz/)
- **Privacy policy:** [https://unhinged.biz/privacy](https://unhinged.biz/privacy)

## Description

Affirmation apps whisper "you are enough." We yell "YOU ARE A MAJESTIC LAND MERMAID AND THE OCEAN IS LUCKY YOU LEFT."

Unhinged Daily Affirmations is the anti-toxic-positivity ritual app. Blip - a deranged sparkle with mismatched googly eyes and unwavering belief in you - delivers small, absurd, aggressively supportive transmissions at oddly specific times:

9:22 AM - one unhinged affirmation
12:22 PM - one feral compliment
6:22 PM - one devastating pickup line

One each per day. Random. No take-backs. No infinite scroll - this is a ritual, not a feed.

ALSO INCLUDED, FOR SOME REASON:
- Daily Readiness Score - 100% science based, using numbers we made up. Check it too many times and it will comment on that.
- Streaks with titles worth earning: "Certified Menace" (7 days), "Chaos Royalty" (30), "Unhinged Monument" (100)
- The Bad Day Button - one emergency affirmation when everything is terrible
- Send chaos to a friend with their name on it
- Weekly Chaos Report - your week in meaningless, beautiful numbers
- The Archive - revisit the drops you've earned, banish the duds
- Blip's daily mood (today: litigious)

Completely free. No subscriptions, no in-app purchases, no catch - Blip works purely for the exposure.

Entertainment only - not medical or psychological advice. If you're struggling, a real human professional beats a deranged sparkle every time. Blip agrees.

## Rankings

- #395,689 — Overall

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