# Don Tzu

> Parody Wisdom, Ancient Style

Canonical page: [https://chrome-stats.com/d/id6762173064](https://chrome-stats.com/d/id6762173064)

## Overview

- **ID:** `id6762173064`
- **Platform:** Apple
- **Type:** Apple app
- **Status:** Available
- **Publisher:** Eugert Jani
- **Category:** Entertainment
- **Rating:** 5.00 / 5 (1 ratings)
- **Version:** 1.0.7
- **Last updated:** 2026-06-11
- **First published:** 2026-04-17
- **Size:** 119 MB
- **Data as of:** 2026-09-05
- **Store listing:** [Apple App Store](https://apps.apple.com/us/app/don-tzu/id6762173064)
- **Website:** [https://dontzu.greatlair.com](https://dontzu.greatlair.com/)
- **Privacy policy:** [https://dontzu.greatlair.com/privacy](https://dontzu.greatlair.com/privacy)

## Description

The scrolls of Don Tzu: part philosophy, part nonsense, entirely unserious. Enter the temple and pretend to meditate. No refunds on wisdom.

The ancient wisdom you never knew you needed.

Don Tzu — legendary dealmaker, self-proclaimed stable genius, and author of the timeless classic "The Art of the Deal War" — delivers pieces of profound (and profoundly absurd) wisdom.

Swipe through beautifully crafted scroll cards, each featuring original artwork and a saying that blends ancient Chinese military philosophy with modern dealmaking chaos.

Features:

original parody sayings
Beautiful parchment scroll UI with swipe navigation
Original character illustrations
Share any saying as a stunning image card
Topics covered:
The Art of the Tariff. The Way of the Tweet. The Philosophy of the Wall. The Tao of Self-Praise. The Strategy of Chaos. And much more.

Whether you need daily inspiration, a good laugh, or something to send your group chat — Don Tzu has the wisdom.

This app is a work of parody and satire, created for entertainment purposes only. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to any real person, living or otherwise.

## Rankings

- #780,210 — Overall

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