# Roots & Rants

> Anti-boring garden planner

Canonical page: [https://chrome-stats.com/d/id6760896804](https://chrome-stats.com/d/id6760896804)

## Overview

- **ID:** `id6760896804`
- **Platform:** Apple
- **Type:** Apple app
- **Status:** Available
- **Publisher:** Neon Dirt Pty Ltd
- **Category:** Lifestyle
- **Rating:** 5.00 / 5 (2 ratings)
- **Version:** 1.0.2
- **Last updated:** 2026-05-01
- **First published:** 2026-03-26
- **Size:** 35 MB
- **Data as of:** 2026-09-10
- **Store listing:** [Apple App Store](https://apps.apple.com/au/app/roots-rants/id6760896804)
- **Website:** [https://rootsandrants.com](https://rootsandrants.com/)
- **Privacy policy:** [https://rootsandrants.com/privacy](https://rootsandrants.com/privacy)

## Description

Time to escape the daily grind. Roots and Rants is your official license to ignore the inbox and rescue your dramatic lemon tree. Join the patch today.

THIS ISN'T A GARDENING APP.
It’s the wellbeing day you’ve been meaning to take all year. Cheaper than therapy with way more vitamin D, it’s a license to get some dirt under your fingernails and tend to your plants... mostly because your lemon tree is currently having a mid-life crisis.

--- WHY ROOTS AND RANTS? ---
In a world of "beige" advice and corporate grind, we’re the straight talking intervention your backyard deserves. Stop doom-scrolling and start dirt-rolling or rolling in the dirt, whichever floats your boat really. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a "hopeful amateur" wondering why your succulents are ghosting you, we’ve got your back.

--- WHAT’S IN THE PATCH ---

TACTICAL INTEL: No fluff. Just plenty of the useful "how, when, and why" of keeping things alive. delivered by Wiggo the worm, there's no other worm we'd trust with plant health.

PERMISSION TO PLAY: Weird shady patch behind the shed? Pile of dirt in the corner? Front fence with mutant zombie plants you are desperate to get rid of? Digby has your back. A personal landscape designer in your pocket is just the excuse you need to hit the nursery with a shopping list and a dream.

IDENTIFY WITH A DIFFERENCE: Most gardening apps give you an ID. We give you an opinion - Keep it. Kill it. Meh. 

JUST FIVE THINGS: Track your tasks without the guilt. All it takes to be a boss in the garden? Doing what Roots says. Check on your soil, feed your greens, and apologise to your ferns.

THE WELLBEING REBELLION: Use our tools to reclaim your afternoon. We provide the excuses; you provide the shovel.

Join the movement. Stop being a "productive member of society" for ten minutes and go talk to your carrots. They’re judging you, anyway.

## Rankings

- #618,986 — Overall

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Source: [Chrome-Stats](https://chrome-stats.com/d/id6760896804)