# News Shuffle

> Satirical News & AI Stories

Canonical page: [https://chrome-stats.com/d/id6756138326](https://chrome-stats.com/d/id6756138326)

## Overview

- **ID:** `id6756138326`
- **Platform:** Apple
- **Type:** Apple app
- **Status:** Available
- **Publisher:** Egor Timokhin
- **Category:** Entertainment
- **Version:** 1.1
- **Last updated:** 2026-03-30
- **First published:** 2025-12-08
- **Size:** 55 MB
- **Data as of:** 2026-09-09
- **Store listing:** [Apple App Store](https://apps.apple.com/us/app/news-shuffle/id6756138326)
- **Privacy policy:** [https://docs.google.com/document/d/1r1vZccF\_OtKeITQ70MaBgQC7MFf5RWyjioFgEkePojA/edit?usp=sharing](https://docs.google.com/document/d/1r1vZccF_OtKeITQ70MaBgQC7MFf5RWyjioFgEkePojA/edit?usp=sharing)

## Description

Tired of doomscrolling? Tap Shuffle and watch today's real headlines transform into hilarious AI-generated satire — complete with custom cartoons

Real news. Ridiculous delivery.

News Shuffle takes today's actual headlines and retells them in wildly different voices — from a paranoid conspiracy theorist to a starship captain's log from the future to medieval town crier announcements. Every story comes with a custom AI-generated satirical cartoon.
HOW IT WORKS
Pick a tone. Pick a style. Pick a country. Hit Shuffle.
The app pulls real-time headlines from over 10 countries using GNews, then uses Google Gemini to rewrite them in your chosen voice. The result: a bite-sized satirical story grounded in facts but told in the most absurd way possible.
TONES

Tinfoil Hat — Everything is a conspiracy. Trust no one.
Daily Cynic — Dripping with sarcasm and zero faith in humanity.
Dear Leader — Over-the-top propaganda. Everything is "Glorious!"

STYLES

News Desk — Contemporary news, played straight but sharper.
Starship Log — Today's headlines as a captain's log from the distant future.
Town Crier — Hear ye, hear ye! Medieval news delivery.
Haiku — The day's biggest stories distilled into Japanese poetry.

SHUFFLE MODE
Three unrelated headlines walk into a bar… Shuffle mode weaves them into one absurd narrative with a custom cartoon. It's the feature people can't stop sharing.
FEATURES

Global news from 10+ countries — read satire in your native language
Real-time headlines powered by GNews
AI writing and image generation via Google Gemini
Save favorites to your personal library
Share stories as image cards instantly
Multilingual output — read Japanese news rewritten in Spanish, or any combination you want

WHO IT'S FOR
News junkies who need a laugh. Comedy fans who want smarter satire. Language learners looking for a fun way to read foreign headlines. Anyone tired of doomscrolling who wants to stay informed without the existential dread.
Download News Shuffle and start spinning the news.
DISCLAIMER: News Shuffle is for entertainment purposes only. Stories are satirical parodies and should not be taken as factual reporting.

## Rankings

- #1,403,391 — Overall

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