# BadAdviceBureau

> Intentionally terrible advice

Canonical page: [https://chrome-stats.com/d/id6755862500](https://chrome-stats.com/d/id6755862500)

## Overview

- **ID:** `id6755862500`
- **Platform:** Apple
- **Type:** Apple app
- **Status:** Available
- **Publisher:** Varsalus, Inc.
- **Category:** Entertainment
- **Version:** 1.2
- **Last updated:** 2025-12-13
- **First published:** 2025-12-01
- **Size:** 18 MB
- **Data as of:** 2026-09-16
- **Store listing:** [Apple App Store](https://apps.apple.com/us/app/badadvicebureau/id6755862500)
- **Privacy policy:** [https://varsalus.com/privacy](https://varsalus.com/privacy)

## Description

Bad Advice Bureau is a satirical comedy app that generates intentionally terrible advice from a cast of hilariously misguided characters.

THIS IS SATIRE - DO NOT FOLLOW ANY ADVICE

  MEET YOUR ADVISORS:
  • Karen - Makes everything someone else's problem
  • Chad - Bro wisdom for every situation
  • Crystal - Crystals and vibes will fix everything
  • Dr. Fill - Overly dramatic tough love
  • Sensei - Ancient wisdom that makes no sense
  • Mike - Bad life coach with empty motivation
  • Uncle Tom - Your conspiracy-obsessed uncle
  • Wall St Sam - A serially broke startup founder
  • Captain Ahab - Pirate obsessed to the end
  • Jane - A completely burnt out therapist

  FEATURES:
  • AI-generated comedic bad advice
  • 10 unique advisor personalities
  • Warning levels (1-5 skulls) for each piece of advice
  • Save your favorite terrible advice
  • Share the worst guidance with friends

  SAFETY FIRST:
  • All content is moderated for safety
  • Harmful topics are automatically blocked
  • Clear disclaimers on all advice
  • Crisis resources available in-app

  Perfect for:
  • When you need a laugh
  • Sharing ridiculous advice with friends
  • Seeing how NOT to handle life's problems

  Remember: This is entertainment only. For real problems, please consult qualified professionals.

  Privacy Policy URL: https://absurd.varsalus.com/privacy
 Terms URL: https://absurd.varsalus.com/terms

## Rankings

- #1,822,082 — Overall

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