# Roast My Phone: Screen Time > Screen time tracker that roasts your phone habits. No mercy, just receipts. Canonical page: [https://chrome-stats.com/d/com.fancyrobot.roasted](https://chrome-stats.com/d/com.fancyrobot.roasted) ## Overview - **ID:** `com.fancyrobot.roasted` - **Platform:** Android - **Type:** Android app - **Status:** Available - **Publisher:** Ahem - **Category:** ENTERTAINMENT - **Downloads:** 51 - **Version:** 1.3.724 - **Last updated:** 2026-06-18 - **First published:** 2026-03-20 - **Publisher country:** SE - **Size:** 37 MB - **Data as of:** 2026-09-13 - **Store listing:** [Google Play Store](https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.fancyrobot.roasted) - **Privacy policy:** [https://www.ahem.fyi/privacy](https://www.ahem.fyi/privacy) ## Description Roast My Phone is a screen time tracker that turns your phone addiction into devastating, shareable roasts. No sugar-coating. No "gentle reminders." Just pure, unfiltered truth about your digital disaster.

🔥 You think your screen time is normal? Think again.

Open Roast My Phone, and watch your app usage get destroyed based on:
• Your 3 AM doom scrolling sessions
• Using Candy Crush during Zoom meetings
• Opening the gym app just to feel better about ordering takeout
• That neurotic loop where you check Instagram every 2 minutes

The data doesn't lie. And neither do we. We pull your real screen time stats — daily usage, most-opened apps, pickup counts — and turn every number into a personal attack.

🎨 This isn't your typical digital wellbeing app

We don't help. We roast. That's it. That's the app.

Other screen time apps: "Here's a graph of your usage! 🙂"
Roast My Phone: "using ChatGPT to write ur 'authentic' leadership posts? ur personality is generated 💀"

Want to improve your habits? There are 10,000 productivity apps for that. Want to laugh-cry at the devastating accuracy of an app calling out your digital existence? There's one. This one.

⚠️ Real talk

This app will:
✓ Track your screen time and app usage
✓ Make you laugh
✓ Make you cry
✓ Make you delete apps
✓ Make you question your entire digital existence
✓ Give you the most shareable content of your life
✓ Absolutely obliterate any delusions about your "healthy" phone habits

This app will NOT:
✗ Be gentle
✗ Give you advice
✗ Make you feel better about your screen time
✗ Apologize for being accurate

🎯 Perfect for:

• Phone addicts ready to face reality
• People who chronically "just check one thing" for 3 hours
• Anyone who's ever lied about their screen time
• Friend groups ready for mutual destruction

📱 Download now and see what your usage stats really say about you.

Stop pretending you have a healthy relationship with your phone. Find out exactly what your 47 daily Instagram checks really mean.

Download Roast My Phone. Get destroyed. Share the pain.

Roast My Phone is a screen time tracker and entertainment app. It reads your usage data to roast you — it will not, under any circumstances, help you feel better about it. ## Rankings - #2,245,107 — Overall ## Permissions and access ### Permissions - `android.permission.ACCESS_NETWORK_STATE` - `android.permission.FOREGROUND_SERVICE` - `android.permission.INTERNET` - `android.permission.PACKAGE_USAGE_STATS` - `android.permission.POST_NOTIFICATIONS` - `android.permission.QUERY_ALL_PACKAGES` - `android.permission.RECEIVE_BOOT_COMPLETED` - `android.permission.USE_BIOMETRIC` - `android.permission.USE_FINGERPRINT` - `android.permission.WAKE_LOCK` - `com.android.vending.BILLING` - `com.android.vending.CHECK_LICENSE` - `com.fancyrobot.roasted.DYNAMIC_RECEIVER_NOT_EXPORTED_PERMISSION` - `com.google.android.c2dm.permission.RECEIVE` - `com.google.android.finsky.permission.BIND_GET_INSTALL_REFERRER_SERVICE` - `com.google.android.providers.gsf.permission.READ_GSERVICES` ## Similar extensions and apps - [Roastly: Phone Detox & Focus](https://chrome-stats.com/d/com.detox.roastly) — 12 users - [Screen Time Tracker: App Usage](https://chrome-stats.com/d/com.eltacrew.phonest) — 34 users - [ScreenRadar](https://chrome-stats.com/d/com.app.screenradar) — 21,551 users - [BrainRot Tracker](https://chrome-stats.com/d/com.mayank2310.widget) — 111 users - [Screen Time: App Usage Tracker](https://chrome-stats.com/d/com.picsfixing.screentime) — 28 users - [Screeny: Screen Time Tracker](https://chrome-stats.com/d/screentime.tracker.app.usage.phone.blocker) — 84 users - [App Usage Tracker: Screen Time](https://chrome-stats.com/d/com.screentime.tracker) — 15 users - [Derot - Screen Time Control](https://chrome-stats.com/d/com.areser.derot) — 1,920 users - [App Usage - Screen Time](https://chrome-stats.com/d/com.appbridge.appusagestatistics) — 2,617 users - [Screen time control App Usage](https://chrome-stats.com/d/com.screen.time.tracker.parental.control) — 249,279 users, 3.40 / 5 - [Doom Scroll](https://chrome-stats.com/d/com.doomscroll.against) — 52 users - [Brain Rot Monitor](https://chrome-stats.com/d/com.visiona2z.brain_rot_monitor) — 4,167 users --- Source: [Chrome-Stats](https://chrome-stats.com/d/com.fancyrobot.roasted)